'Allo

I'm a dog, so what do I know. I borrow this computer when my master is off doing those obscure things humans do before coming home and slumping onto the four legged sit on things he keeps kicking me off. Why shouldn't I be allowed soft things to snuggle up on? Besides, I like being close to his scent, even if he is a farty bad tempered old sod.

Today the Internet goes canine! Behold the magnificent speed of dog!