I hate my boss

Boss is a big old meanie, and I think mistress put him up to it. Last weekend we all piled into the big rattly tin box and I got all excited thinking I was going to see friends. Hah! The bastard took me to the vets where they stuck needles in me and gave me one (Is that all) biscuit. This weekend we all piled in the tin box and rattled off to, yeah, you guessed it, more bloody needles and only one bloody biscuit. Don't it make you want to bite someone? Right after that I got taken to a dog beauty parlour where they shaved all my fur off. All of it. I mean, look at my TAIL for gods sake!

I'm so ashamed. Bastards. I hate my boss.