BAD HUMNA'S!

Boss look at me an him say "Sorry boy, got to cut down carbon, so no more pets."

WHAT! I is one vewy pissed off mutt. Me look for peeps to bite cos they tell my boss he gotta send me away. I no wanna leeve my Boss. Him my bestest pack leeder. Them say no more cuddles at Boss feetz? No more walkies? Hah! Who is them?

Wossis stoopid carbon stuff anyshows? Is like charcoal biccy boss gimme when me get the farts and missy boss get cross? Not like. Nasty peeps say him keep pet for eatings, not fussings. Boss say if keeps for eetingz is not pet. I is house dog. I got proper job guard boss an missy from bad things.

Boss can eat nasty green peeps, no me. Nasty green peeps is dogfood. Mutts hates greens! Send 'em to humna vets for bricking. I no leev my boss!

Pikture him say lotz of wordz;

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Much strangeness

Boss very strange today. Him talkin' like there ovver humna's in rum. I fink he tellin I off. Me not like so go hide in box. Him say angry stuff and scare me, but then him call me and fuss me an say "No bovver boy. You good dog."

Me fink my Boss very strange. He spend far too much time wiv folding placcy clicky 'pooter.