I know dis feelin

A Dog was humiliated in front of an entire park recently. Hah! Well he was a pedigree. Ficker than a plank sannich.

Boss does this to me all the time. Is I humilatin? Nah. Too many intressin fings to sniff.

Boss a bit miffed. Missy an little missy gonna be away two more days 'cos big rattly tin box gone whoops. Boss lonely. He pining. I'd give him a treat, but those are mine.

That'll teach him to leave me on ym own.

Joy

Yay! Littlelest pack humna has come to visit with toys and treats. My tail never wagged so hard. Missy Boss smell strange happy sad, and Boss pissed off with Missy 'cos she an little Missy pack member is having cross type 'o fing with each other.

Little Missy gone big school far away an' smell, well, diffrunt. She gettin hedicated an looking for own Boss to play nice with. She smell pretty, but she shy. Happy sad doggy thoughts.

Two years old?

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Age in world weeringnuss and cynicism four million. We been roun' you humna's too long.

Dog smarts

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Dogs as intelligent as two year old humnas? Hah! Human two year olds not as clever as us dogs, mutts far more 'telligent than humna. Me at two could;

Fetch own lead.
Roll over an play ded,
Chase ball when Boss throw it
Remind Boss of time for feeding
Catch treat
Sit when boss say
Smell danger better than any poxy two year old humna
Cuddle Boss's knee
Calculate dogarithms in head
Write ethical treatises on beef bone acquisition
Unnerstand quantum cat chasing
Wag tail
Cheer up Boss when he feeling bad

Hah! Me more clever than humna, even if paws not meant for keyboard an I can't spell. Lots of humna no as clever as mutt dogs. Mutt dogs cleverest. Pedigrees fick as plank sannich, like humna supermodels.

Gotta go. Boss wanna use 'pooter.