Dog smarts

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Dogs as intelligent as two year old humnas? Hah! Human two year olds not as clever as us dogs, mutts far more 'telligent than humna. Me at two could;

Fetch own lead.
Roll over an play ded,
Chase ball when Boss throw it
Remind Boss of time for feeding
Catch treat
Sit when boss say
Smell danger better than any poxy two year old humna
Cuddle Boss's knee
Calculate dogarithms in head
Write ethical treatises on beef bone acquisition
Unnerstand quantum cat chasing
Wag tail
Cheer up Boss when he feeling bad

Hah! Me more clever than humna, even if paws not meant for keyboard an I can't spell. Lots of humna no as clever as mutt dogs. Mutt dogs cleverest. Pedigrees fick as plank sannich, like humna supermodels.

Gotta go. Boss wanna use 'pooter.